Recipe for a Myocardial Infarction

This was copied off a website I came across, and it reminded me of the conversation I had with the Glaswegian folks abt this 'healthy' dish (which happens to be one of the reasons Scotland has the lowest life-expectancy in the developed world).

The Deep-fried Mars bar was born in the chip shops of Aberdeen and the surrounding fishing towns, where people paradoxically rarely eat fish (too good for you) and where absolutely everything is dipped in batter and fried, including pizza. Mars bars, were the first to get the treatment, but Snickers and other chocolate bars are now used too.

Time: 10 minutes
Servings: 1

Ingredients:

1 Mars Bar (UK) or Milky Way (US)
1 cup plain flour
1/2 cup corn flour
A pinch of bicarbonate of soda (baking soda to Yanks)
Milk or beer
Oil for deep frying

Directions:

Chill the chocolate bar by keeping it in the fridge, but don't freeze it.
Mix the flours and bicarbonate of soda (baking soda) together.
Add milk (traditional) or beer (which gives a lighter result) until you get a batter with the consistency of thin cream.
Heat the oil until a small piece of bread will brown in a few seconds, but don't allow to smoke.
Remove wrapper from chilled chocolate bar. Coat completely in batter. Carefully lower into hot oil and fry until golden brown. Serve, with ice cream or french fries, if you're so inclined.
(Of course, if you want to be sophisticated, you can cut the bar into bite-sized pieces before coating in batter.)